So, what exactly *IS* a Samurai Zergling, I hear nobody asking? Good Question. A Zergling is a very weak creature from the game StarCraft. It's like a Pawn in chess, except that Zergling are actually quite effective if you get great numbers of them together. One Zergling is about useless, unless there's nothing else around. They also tend to die a lot. I just found the idea of a Samurai Zergling quite amusing.